This BED is on firreeee

So one time when I was about five years old. I lit my bed on fire. So i'm laying there bored out of my mind it's seven in the morning, when I pulled a string from my hat. My dad used to smoke and so I grabbed his lighter and lit it on fire. I thought to myself "It would be brighter in the dark." So I went under the bed and lit it. So it catches on fire the bottom of my bed. My younger brother Edgar who was three at the time is in his crib. I ran out of my room and into the kitchen grabbed a soda bottle and filled it with water. Obviously it didn't put the fire out. So I ran to my parents room and yelled at my mom "I can't do it, I can't do it!" So she sees the smoke and then my dad finally put it out. The end of the story ends with me sleeping on the floor for months. Hahaha that's some funny stuff now that I think of it.